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So...

Who here would be interested in a little Mardi Gras celebration? I mean, there is booze somewhere on this caravan, right?

I am sick of waking in strange places
To gawkers and incredulous faces.

Okay, seriously, can someone tell
Me where I am? That just rhymed. What the hell?

Um...over?

[the voice heard over the junogam is low, with a hint of snark.]

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Seriously. You people sound like a throwback to the Wizard of Oz. And it wasn't even a good book. It got some facts all wrong. For instance, did you know witches don't melt when you drown them? No? Shocking, isn't it? So then if they don't ( Read more... )